Monkey Gods have smiled at last

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 12:30 pm

My roof used to creak to b*ggery on the passenger side...got the monkeys to tighten the clip twice, regularly put Autoglym rubber stuff on it...
all to no avail!

Then suddenly, out of the empty pit of nothingness, a monkey god arose and cured the problem without the knowledge of me, the owner.

Imagine my surprise when i drove the car the other day and ...... nothing.

An errie silence from inside the car, apart from the popping suspension,
the roof had mysteriously been fixed!!!!!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 4:31 pm

send the monkey god to me andy :rolleyes:

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 4:44 pm

No, as I still need it to fix my suspension at the back.....

Hopefully I will get in the car in the morning and all will be cured!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:03 pm

ok send it when u r finished with it then.

no monkey god = no hoops

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:05 pm

AAAHHHHHHH SH*T

What's your address???!?!??!?!

QUICK

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:07 pm

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 5:09 pm

1st Class or 2nd Class or even Courier?????

GARNETT · Post by **GARNETT** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 6:23 pm

Monkey god visited me last wednseday - he cured my boot rattle before it went into the dealers.

But when he appeared to me he warned me not to take my CC in to have the sqeaky brakes fixed as even he has no known solution so the mortal monkeys have no chance. :rolleyes:
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Derek · Post by **Derek** » Tue Feb 18, 2003 9:50 pm

1st Class or 2nd Class or even Courier?????

1st class will be fine

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 10:01 am

WHAT'S WRONG WITH PEUGEOT

on the way to work this morning my brake fluid warning came on, called into pug and they topped it up for free, didn't even have to consult a manual or anything???!!!!?!?!?!?

WEIRD

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 7:03 pm

monkeys probably put water in it :rolleyes:

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 8:42 pm

I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on this one.. he was most helpful...
so helpful in fact that when I get my new Toyo tyres I will give them my old ones and even throw in some old rope to tie them up with!

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Wed Feb 19, 2003 11:16 pm

talking of monkeys, i saw one customer (more like victim) waiting in the queue at the service reception today with a banana hanging out his pocket.

either he had other things on his mind or he was out t o bribe the monkeys

fix car = free lunch