A valentines poem for u all.......

nonsense and other stuff - Don't enter if easily offended !!!!!
Erm
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Post by Erm »

Hearts and roses and kisses galore,
What the hell is all of that shit for?
People get mushy and start acting queer,
It is definitely the most annoying day of the year.
This day needs to get the hell over with and pass,
Before I shove a dozen roses up Cupid's ass!
I'll spend the day so drunk that I just can't speak,
And wear only black for the rest of the week.
Guys act all sweet but it soon will fade,
For all they are doing is trying to get laid.
The arrow Cupid shot at me must not have hit,
Because I think love is a big crock of shit!
So here is my story, what else can I say?
Love bites my ass... screw Valentine's Day!


With all my love

Erm :evil:
MMMMmmmmmm V-TEC u gotta love it :)
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paul_y3k
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Post by paul_y3k »

well with that attitude you arn't going to be getting laid tonight are you
Angry Paul !
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Alex LS
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Post by Alex LS »

I think he's had a bad day...
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CB
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Post by CB »

Well, I suppose Erm has to take one day a year off!!! He spends 364 days a year trying to get laid. Incidentally, i sent all the girls a valentines smily because i'm friendly, not desperate. I am also married. Actually...come to think of it.... ;)
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