MEN!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 11:49 am

Ok I thought the flaming forum needed a little flame to kick things off!
Men are lovely really!

Men are like....Laxatives...............They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like....Bananas............... The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like....Vacations............. They never seem to be long enough.
Men are like....Weather................ Nothing can be done to change them..
Men are like....Blenders............... You need 1, but you're not quite sure why.
Men are like....Chocolate Bars.... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right
for your hips.
Men are like....Coffee. ..................The best ones are rich,warm, & can keep you up all night long.
Men are like....Commercials......... You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like....Department Stores. Their clothes are always Â½ off.
Men are like....Government Bonds. They take soooooooo long to
mature.
Men are like....Horoscopes. ............They always tell you what to do &
are usually wrong.
Men are like....Mascara.................. They usually run @ the first sign
of emotion.
Men are like....Popcorn................... They satisfy you, but only for a
little while.
Men are like....Snowstorms. ...........You never know when they're coming,
how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Men are like....Lava Lamps........... Fun to look @, but not very
bright.

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:20 pm

That's not very nice is it? When have we EVER taken the piss outta women?

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:25 pm

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:27 pm

I've never trusted anything that bleeds for several days a month and doesn't die...

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:27 pm

@ matt!!!!!

u cant say that!!!! surely!!!

CB · Post by CB » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:30 pm

I think they call that "Harsh but fair"....

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:36 pm

i'd call that....... u aint gettin any!!!!

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:37 pm

Ah...Mr Hankeys best phrase.....

I use that one all the time with the missus!!!

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 12:39 pm

Women are like

...the stock market
They're irrational and can bankrupt you if you're not careful.

...computers
They take too long to warm up and a better model always comes along once you've already got one.

...Saran Wrap
Useful but clingy.

...horses
Fun to pet and ride but a pain to feed and clean up after.

...parking meters
If you don't feed them with enough money you face serious consequences.

...fax machines
Useful for one very specific purpose but otherwise just high-maintenance paperweights.

...political campaign contributors
If you let them talk about themselves long enough you wind up in bed with them.

...refrigerators
They're always cold and never seem to have a beer when you need one.

...blue jeans
They look good for a while but eventually they fade and have to be replaced.

...country western songs
They're annoying, they all sound alike, but if you really listen to them you'll get depressed and drink a lot.

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 1:20 pm

lol well thanks for the laff !!!!!
can i award this the best post ever award ?

CB · Post by CB » Thu Feb 13, 2003 2:02 pm

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

jim · Post by **jim** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 2:10 pm

why does a woman wear white on her wedding day?

so she matches the rest of the spamspam equipment.

CB · Post by CB » Thu Feb 13, 2003 2:27 pm

What's the difference between a woman and a freezer?

A freezer doesn't moan when you take your meat out...

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:03 pm

so whose going to be first to get slapped then ?

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Feb 13, 2003 5:04 pm

I am sure you lot would enjoy it too much so us girls are keeping our hands to ourselves!!!