Moonstone in Carterton, Oxon

[CB]

Moonstone in Carterton, today, is this you Cotswolds? :

[Cotswolds]

Nope wasn't me, did not venture to Caterton on friday..... although the chinese there is pretty good!

[CB]

Franks chinese next to the Beehive? I love a bit of banter with Frank...Christ, I've put some money over his till the past 12 years!
Usual conversation:

"Hi Frank"
"Hey Grasshopper, whatchoo want?"
"Let me look at the menu Frank"
"You know menu inside out. You always have Special Curry"
"OK Special Curry"
"and go on..."
"Fried Rice"
"and go on..."
"Poppadoms"
"We don't do poppadoms...this is a chinese idiot"
"ok prawn crackers"
"and go on.."
"That's it"
"and go on..."
"sod it...barbeque spare ribs"
"and go on"
"chips"
"and go on"
"Hot and sour soup"
"and go on..."
"That's really it Frank"
"and go on..."
"Chicken Chow Mein"
"and go on...."
"Crispy Aromatic Duck - and that is really it"
"Thats three hundred and fifty pound young man"
-sigh-
"How much"
"eighteen quid"
[handover £20 note]
"I'll keep the change?"
"No Frank"
[Wander over to Fruit Machine - put £5 in, get 50p out"
"Hey you- richest man in Oxford....you rob my machine!"
"I put a fiver in Frank. I won 50p"
"Doesn't matter, you rob me blind!"
-sigh-

[Cotswolds]

Ah yes, he certainly is a character

Glad he is like it with everyone- he learns names far too quickly!!
Still quite amusing when he gets someone new and is rude to them....