Monkey Complaint

Peugeot Managing Director · Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:13 am

Dear Sir/Madam
I wish to complain in the strongest possible terms about the content of your website. I feel that the incessant abusing of our staff is intolerable and is leading directly to a decrease in their productivity. After recent posts in which my employees were addressed as "monkeys", several were too upset to carry on working, and instead spent the afternoon swinging to and fro in an old tractor tyre suspended from the roof by rope. Other workers in my company have been unable to eat for days now and consequently my dealerships have a backlog of peanuts. Sir, it is incredibly insensitive to address my staff generally as "monkeys". I also employ Chimpanzees, Gorillas, Baboons and those one with the big red arses whose name escapes me at present.
Although your forum users probably consider all this to be harmless banter, I can assure you that I am prepared to take this matter to the next legal stage.
Yours Faithfully

Mr B.A. Boon
MD

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:15 am

thats the funniest thing i've heard all week!!!

well mr baboon

oh god i cant even stop laughin to think.............

will reply later when i stopped

Craig Atkins · Post by **Craig Atkins** » Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:33 am

LMFAO!

jim · Post by **jim** » Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:55 am

Emma206 · Post by **Emma206** » Wed Jan 29, 2003 1:43 pm

very good
poor monkeys what an insult!!!

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jan 29, 2003 4:32 pm

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Wed Jan 29, 2003 5:34 pm

he's got a point - we should remember that monkeys can be cute and intelligent - imagine comparing them to the arses that work at peugeot :rolleyes:

and yes it was myself that started this whole monkey thing

Peugeot Managing Director · Wed Jan 29, 2003 11:13 pm

Dear 'Derek'
May I take this opportunity to thank you for admitting your guilt in the slandering of my employees. I hereby forewarn you of my intention to sue. You will be hearing from my apes shortly.
Yours Faithfully

Mr B.A. Boon
MD

willie · Post by **willie** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 3:10 pm

have you all gone bananas here

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 3:34 pm

willie that was an awful joke

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Thu Jan 30, 2003 6:34 pm

Dear 'Derek'
May I take this opportunity to thank you for admitting your guilt in the slandering of my employees. I hereby forewarn you of my intention to sue. You will be hearing from my apes shortly.
Yours Faithfully

Mr B.A. Boon
MD

guilt ? not me

TZAG · Post by **TZAG** » Sat Feb 01, 2003 5:42 pm

What a joke!