Here are some of the things going on in my head at the moment:
1. My roof is creaking by the unlocking latches - why???
2. Dereks surname is 'Sneddon' - any relation to that annoying tosser from "Fame Academy"???
3. Terrys Chocolate Orange and McFlurry - two of my favourite things in the world - is there a God???
4. Why did Kamikaze pilots wear crash helmets???
5. Why is 'Dyslexia' such a hard word to spell???
6. Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat-food??? (they make beef - when was the last time 'Tiddles' dumped a half dead cow on your doorstep?)
Thankyou and goodnight....
love to all
Greg S
