Joke!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 11:07 pm

Ok I just heard this joke on the radio and had to share it as it made me laugh!

Paddy and Murphy go camping. In the bush they see a man being eaten by a crocodile, so Paddy says to Murphy,,,,, look at that flashy g!t in his lacoste sleping bag!!!

Add you fav joke if you like!

Paul-T · Post by **Paul-T** » Tue Nov 26, 2002 11:34 pm

:rolleyes:

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 10:56 am

MONKEYS

A lorry driver breaks down on the M6 with a cargo of live monkeys on board, bound for Chester Zoo. They need to be delivered by 9:00 am and the driver fears he will get the sack if they don't get there on time. He decides to try and thumb a lift for his monkeys and eventually an Irish lorry
driver pulls over.

"Where they going?" asks the Irish chap.

"Do us a favour mate and take these to Chester Zoo for me" says the driver, "and here's a hundred quid for your troubles."

"Happy days," says the Irish fella, loads the monkeys onto his truck and gets on his way.

The lorry driver goes about trying to fix his truck and is there for a good few hours when he notices the Irish fella coming back down the motorway, still with all the chimps on board. Panicking, he flags him down again.

"What are you playing at," he fumes, "I told you to take them to Chester Zoo!"

"I did," says the bemused Irish fella, "but there is still fifty quid left so now we're going to Alton Towers."

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 1:32 pm

wot they doing at the zoo. they should be fixing ma motor

Juan · Post by **Juan** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 4:28 pm

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 6:20 pm

Who listens to Steve Penk in the evening on Capital or whatever local station you get. If you di then you will be familiar with his telephone pranks. Last nights one tickled me:

He rings up Blockbuster video saying he has just rented Peter Pan and Treasure Island and he said I was to ring this number if I had rented a pirate video. The call op the other end took nearly 45 mins to twig that he was talking about the fictional term rather than the term for CD and video ripping off. I was crying by the time I got home.

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Wed Nov 27, 2002 6:32 pm

hehe reminds me when we were in newquay in the summer and rang 192 asking for bruce wayne. operator said which town? we said gotham city. operator says aaaaah i cant give u that number he is laying low at the moment and is exdirectory. lmfao.