THE STORY

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 11:05 am

Batgirl Julia was pasing in her CC (she was on the way to ths shops with Pauline) but offers DarthPaul a lift. He folds his legs and dislocates his arms to sit in the back seats of Julias CC. They continue on their way but........................

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 12:21 pm

SuperLyndon catches up in this CC, "not so fast batgirl" he says "I haven't finished snogging you yet".

Behind him bloncruiser aka catwoman, Erminator an Stephen Skywalker race to cut them off at the lights then........

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 12:35 pm

Pauline begins to winge that the shops will soon be closing so Batgirl hot foots it to the shops! Paul can't speak as his legs are wrapped round his neck in the back seat. Just as they approach the shops...................

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 12:55 pm

Pauline realises Catwoman-blondruiser, Erminator an Stephen Skwalker have beaten her to the sales!

A bloodcurdling cry eminates from Pauline's lips, Batgirl Julia looses control then.......

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:07 pm

They all turn back and see Paul re assembling his bodily parts back into shape.

The laughter is enough to stop Pauline worrying about the shops....
oh no...Pauls stuck.......................................

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:17 pm

......looking at Erminator,

Erminator's presented Catwoman-blondcruiser with a one carat diamond engagement ring from the sales!

Catwoman-blondcruiser gets her x50 eye piece out, she's not impressed There's more flaws in this than your character" she tells him "its the quality, not quantity that counts - Twelve Incher."

" Erminator protests " I've had no complaints in that department"

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:19 pm

DarthPaul finally unsticks himself thaks to the industrial strenght lard. pulls out a clip board maked 'complaints about Erm in that department' and begins to qoute names and dates.
BatGirl comments 'we could be here for quite some time .......'

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:22 pm

Erminator shouts to Steven Skywalker (other team 12 incher) for backup.
But skywalker is far too busy in Halfords with Darth Paul buying more neon.
Theres a 17 year old spotty dude working there and Pauline.....................

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:27 pm

eyeing him up eagerly, stalks Spotty Dude round the Halford counters, spotty dude protests his virginity, this makes things worse, Pauline moves in for the kill,

then.........

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:33 pm

Steven Skywalker interupts and offers spotty dude the chance to be in the team 12 incher.
Batgirl is baffled as to how he managed to pass the criteria but doesn't ask!
Erminator is too busy outside with Blondecruiser cat woman to argue.
Wait a minute whos this coming from a distance? Looks like a CC.........................

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:40 pm

Its Judge Robbie Dredd, he's heard all about Erminators dodgy diamond an he's come with his X100 eye piece to see exactly how many inclusions it holds.

"Er,...there's sooooo many flaws in this I dunno whats holding it together"

"Superglue" says Erminator, but don't tell blondcruiser-cat woman.

Meanwhile Pauline exclaims she's the official Twelve -Incher tester!!
She gets her ruler out in pretence, puckers her lips an strips the protesting Spotty Dude bare.....

Then......

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:50 pm

Darth Paul and Lyndon demand to be tested too.
All this talk of inches makes them feel inadequate!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 1:53 pm

Pauline :rolleyes: cos she tested em BOTH yesterday "surely you both can't have qualified overnight?"

Spotty Dude sees his chance to escape, then...........

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 4:05 pm

Erminator realises we are all late for the mini meet. He shouts to everyone and rounds them up.
Darth Paul jumps into Erminators car as he doesn't wanna dislocate his limbs again in the back of batgirls CC.
Blondecruisers travelling alone.....................

stephen T · Post by **stephen T** » Thu Nov 21, 2002 4:25 pm

and erminator chases after her. judge robbie dredd jumps behind her to stop erminator ans says'

"I AM A BORE, ERMINATOR I BELIEVE U ARE IN LOVE, HOW DO YOU PLEED"?