BABE magnet??

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 2:07 pm

Now I am going to get really shot for this.

I often try to get in touch with my feminine side .....

1- Try to spend 2 hours deciding what to wear before I drive my CC

2- Make sure I have destroyed the ozone with hair care products so it does not blow away when the roof is down

3- Try on 50 pairs of shoes to see what is comfortable to drive in

4- Drive illegally at 31 mph in the hope some man in uniform stops me

5- Use the mirrors at every possible moment to check my hair is still OK

6- spend 5 hours trying to park in a space that could fit jumbo jet

7- I make sure I never acknowledge strangers even when they have just let me out at a junction

jo · Post by jo » Fri Oct 25, 2002 2:10 pm

Andy - I didn't realise I had a secret stalker!!!! Will check in my wardrobe next time I'm getting ready to go for a drive!

Jo

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 2:15 pm

Surely you do that for a few hours before you drive anyway (see above)

jo · Post by jo » Fri Oct 25, 2002 2:24 pm

Fell for that one didn't I!!! Whoops...........

Jo

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 2:29 pm

Sorry !!!

:rolleyes:

I'd better stop having a go at everyone, what with my rant at mobile phone users the other day (see Hit the motorist again) and this, I'm gonna get in trouble.

Still its funny though!

PS didn't see ya at McD's

jo · Post by jo » Fri Oct 25, 2002 3:49 pm

Wasnt there Sunday, was at my local nursing my bad head from Friday! Will be up Hanley tonight, for a few............am sure I said I was never drinking again!

Jo

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 3:54 pm

That's alright for some.

I'm stuck in again, hoping for a dry 3-4 hours at the weekend to wash the car!

Exciting life hey!

Have fun.

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 4:13 pm

@ jo (joe if she's getting in touch with her masculine side

)

@ andy

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 4:21 pm

jo · Post by jo » Fri Oct 25, 2002 4:24 pm

only in touch with masculine side when wiv me pints in the pub!

Shock horror, a girl drinking pints!!!!

Enjoy your weekend everyone!!!!! I will!

Am going to tax car tonight - it's gone down - only Â£140 for 12 months! Whoo hoo!

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 4:34 pm

Or is that you get to touch a masculine side after a few pints?

Sorry! Just seen the women in Stoke after a few beers!

PS I take it you are at work with the forum open at the foot of the page again - one minute off, next minute on?

Post by **Lyndon** » Fri Oct 25, 2002 7:01 pm

nice post andy

jo · Post by jo » Fri Oct 25, 2002 7:09 pm

You've got me sussed Andy! Yes forum pops up and down more times that I don't know what!

Bet it's the same for most people on here, apparently our internet usage is getting clamped down on, yoo many people abusing the freedom

Don't know what they're on about personally!

Jo!

PS - You're getting very cheeky Andy! Wait til I see you down Festival Park

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Sat Oct 26, 2002 12:19 am

I apologise, if I am a bit OTT then let me know!

jo · Post by jo » Sat Oct 26, 2002 6:26 pm

Don't apologise Andy, just winding ya up!!

Cheeky little sod you!

Jo