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CB
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(Narrative [N] to be read in a Geordie accent)


[N] WELCOME TO 'BIG BOTHER' THE INTERNET REALITY SHOW WHERE 12 PEUGEOT 206CC ENTHUSIASTS ARE LOCKED TOGETHER IN A GARAGE FOR 12 DAYS. THE PUBLIC WILL BE WATCHING 24 HOURS A DAY, 7 DAYS A WEEK. SHARE THEIR HIGHS AND LOWS, PICK A FAVOURITE AND EVERYDAY THERE WILL BE AN EVICTION - STARTING TOMORROW, 5TH JULY 2002, POST YOUR CHOICE FOR EVICTION. NOW LETS MEET THEM ALL ONE BY ONE....................

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Housemates:
Lyndon (The 'Organised' one)
Robbie (The 'daft' one)
Julia (The 'babe')
Erm (The 'Young' one)
Simon = Pugsport (The 'devious' one)
Malcolm = M275 (The 'slightly insane' one)
Frosty - (The 'drunken Aussie')
Willie - (The 'Silent' one)
Rob - (The 'Clever' one)
Speedboy - (The 'confused' one)
Derek - (The 'Scottish' one)
Pauline - (The 'flirty' one)

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[N] - It's Day one in the Big Bother Garage and all the housemates meet each other for the first time. Robbie is mortified by the outrageous blokes/birds ratio. Julia and Pauline can feel the rest of the group undressing them with their eyes. Then they realise - its not them, but their rather nifty automobiles the blokes are eyeing up.
The group introduce themselves to each other and tell them a little bit about themselves:
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Lyndon: Hello everyone, I'm Lyndon and I'm going to be in charge here. From now on you will address me as "Administrator".

Robbie: Hi, I'm Robbie and i collect Stars, Spinny logos, anything shiny in actual fact.

Julia: Hello, I'm told i sound older than i am, and my main interests are Childrens T.V. shows from the 1980's and 1990's. I'm also renowned for being a disciplinarian.

Erm: Hi, I'm the young one.

Simon: Hi I'm Simon and i'm gonna screw you all over for every penny you've got. I also collect kittens.

Malcolm: I'm also known as M275. But don't ask me why. I forgot.

Frosty: G'day, Frosty here. Who fancies a cold tinny?

Willie: :smile:

Rob: I'm Rob and i'm the Delboy of the outfit...whatever you need - I'll get it. I'm a geezer.

Speedboy: Hello be you all. I am being Speedboy. Thanks to our all we are down.

Derek: Och Aye..I'm Derek, and with over 1000 posts to me name - You can call me 'God'.

Pauline: Hi. You'll all get to know me in time.......;)

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Post by willie »

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Post by Lyndon »

:lol:
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Post by mvoong »

I'm wondering if anyone of the original 12 will walk out leaving room for others here to step in?
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Post by M275 »

Small Cabbage leaves make an excellent hat but beware of the tormenting rabbits !

Blip - Boing....
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Post by Derek »

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Post by Frosty »

Not sure about the drunken Aussie tag?
Cheers

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Post by Sara »

It's alot more exciting than the real thing. Watching them live is just as exciting, even if the orange does give you a migrane like the real thing.
Does that mean we are going to have the telly there when we go to Thorpe park!!
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Post by Dave-T »

GregS,
Why are there only 2 female? There are 10 men in the house.

When is the show on TV? Do we really want to watch the chit-chat version at 7pm?

I'm sure everyone here would be interested in the UNCUT version at 9.30pm

DON'T WE ALL WANT TO SEE A LITTLE BIT OF ACTION.

So, bring more girls to the house. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Post by Skippy »

Which one pees in the shower ?
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M275
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Post by M275 »

I know of the perfect manure for the veggies !!!!
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Post by M275 »

Put me in a room with Julia any time.... Youll see action alright...

She'd be kncking ten bails of sh*t outta me

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Post by CB »

On 2002-07-04 23:37, Frosty wrote:
Not sure about the drunken Aussie tag?
Is a well known fact - all Aussies are Drunkards!!!!!
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Post by Julia »

Very good!
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Post by CB »

[N] IT'S DAY 2 IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE AND ALREADY A FEW ARGUMENTS HAVE BROKEN OUT IN THE GROUP. JULIA AND PAULINE ARE FEELING VERY UNCOMFORTABLE BEING THE ONLY WOMEN IN THE GROUP. ESPECIALLY AS WILLIE SEEMS TO BE FOLLOWING THEM AROUND, NOT SAYING ANYTHING, JUST SMILING AND RUBBING HIS TROUSERS GENTLY. LYNDON AND ROBBIE NEARLY CAME TO BLOWS AFTER LYNDON CAUGHT ROBBIE PERCHED ON THE BACK OF HIS (LYNDONS) CC, TRYING TO URINATE INTO THE STORAGE HOLE BETWEEN THE TWO REAR SEATS.....
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Lyndon: Robbie...What the hell are you doing?
Robbie: Well I couldn't think of any other use for it. I thought it was a novelty urinal...
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[N] LYNDON BOOTS ROBBIE OFF HIS CAR AND THEN SPENDS THE NEXT 8 HOURS LOVINGLY POLISHING HIS CC WITH ONE OF THOSE RIDICULOUS 'POLISHING MITTS' WHILE WHISPERING SOFTLY INTO THE BODYWORK. MEANWHILE MALCOLM EMERGES FROM THE BEDROOM COMPLETELY PAINTED 'AEGEAN BLUE' FROM HEAD TO TOE - INCLUDING HIS HAIR...
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Malcolm: What do you think guys? I figured since i've colour-coded my car all over, i might as well go the whole hog and do myself too...
Willie: :grin:
Julia: Just don't sit down Malc - you're all tacky..
Robbie: Did someone mention tacky? Thats my middle name....
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[N] ITS 10.24 am AND JULIA AND PAULINE COME TO THE DIARY ROOM TO COMPLAIN TO BIG BOTHER ABOUT THE LACK OF FEMALE COMPANY. BIG BOTHER EXPLAINS THAT ROBBIE WAS IN HERE LAST NIGHT FOR 6 HOURS COMPLAINING ABOUT THE SAME THING. MEANWHILE FROSTY, HAVING DRUNK THE WEEKS ALCOHOL SUPPLY IN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF ENTERING THE GARAGE, DECIDES HE CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT BOOZE AND MAKES A DASH FOR FREEDOM "OVER THE WALL"...THE GROUP ARE DESPONDENT...
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Derek: Ah cannae believe it. I really liked the wee guy. Now all we've got left to remind us of him is this strange hat with corks on string around the brim.
Willie: :sad:
Simon: One down, ten to go....can anyone lend me a tenner? I'll give it back tomorrow.
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[N] BIG BOTHER DECIDES A NEW HOUSEMATE IS THE ONLY OPTION AND AFTER CAREFUL THOUGHT ITS DECIDED TO INTRODUCE ANOTHER BIT OF SKIRT. RACHEL ENTERS THE BB GARAGE.
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Willie: ;)
Speedboy: Hello beautiful. i am in loving already nice. thinking dirty.
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Well its nomination day - post below who you want to go...most votes by 1600 GMT today (5th July) does the walk of shame...
*Big Bother*



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