Not quite Mallets Mallet.....

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:24 pm

1. Bill Gates
2. The bloke who invented car insurance
3. The copper who gave me 3 points last weekend (for legal reasons I didn't type that)

List the three best ways of torturing an insurance salesman...

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed May 28, 2003 1:44 pm

1) red hot poker in the .....
2) tell him insurance duty tax is being removed
3) tell him he's been fired and wont get discount anymore ....

Name 3 things that you know this week that you didn't know last week.

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed May 28, 2003 3:39 pm

1. Paul Ince plays for Wolves now (mmmmm Paul Ince!)
2. I am a high maintenance girlfriend (apparently)
3. When going shopping for cars, you end up at Cadbury World!

Name 3 things you do on the beach on holiday....

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Wed May 28, 2003 3:52 pm

1. burn

2. get bored

3. try not to get caught looking by the wife

name the orders of monk associated with alchohol

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed May 28, 2003 4:13 pm

Duncan's post is far too intellectual for my pea-sized microbrain so I propose a slight change:

Name three reasons to become a monk...

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed May 28, 2003 4:18 pm

name 3 orders associated with alchole ...

1) Bishop .. as in bishops tipple a rather nice real ale
2) That belgian lot who make some shoddy stuff and send it to the usa
3) err and the lot that make it out of honey ....

3 reasons to become a bishop
1) My Ex
2) My Ex
3) My Ex
trust me - you'll know her when you meet her as it goes cold and dark and the wolves start howling .....

name the first 3 girls / or boys that you kissed and your age

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Wed May 28, 2003 5:01 pm

Duncan's post is far too intellectual for my pea-sized microbrain so I propose a slight change:

Name three reasons to become a monk...

it's not really difficult. Paul got 1 sort of right

try

1.Benedictine strangely enough Benedictine. Benedictine monks also produce Buckfast Tonic Wine
2.Trappists Silent orders of belgian monks that brew bears such as Chimay and Dufel
3.Chartreuse is produced by Carthusian monks

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed May 28, 2003 5:27 pm

I bet you're a right laugh at dinner parties...

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed May 28, 2003 5:29 pm

Chimay .. agghhhh tastes like very stale wee......

so any one ... 3 girls/ boys ya kissed and at what age ...

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Wed May 28, 2003 6:05 pm

Chimay .. agghhhh tastes like very stale wee......
.

I'll take your word for it ....I've never tried very stale wee

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Wed May 28, 2003 7:13 pm

1. Bobby (forget his surname) I was 7
2. Nick (again forget the surname) I was 9
3. Gary (trying to forget his surname) I was 13

In a film, which actor/actoress would you like to swap places with and why?

CB · Post by CB » Wed May 28, 2003 7:52 pm

1. Matthew Broderick as Ferris Bueller - cus i want that Ferrari, and even though Jennifer Grey would therefore be my sister (incest - a game for all the family!) I could watch her getting undressed

2. Harrison Ford as Han Solo - for simply being cool as fcuk and nails with it...(and getting to shag Princess Leia

)

3. Al Pacino as Michael Corleone - cus even though i am a Godfather, it unfortunately doesn't involve violence and money..

List your three favourite albums of all time....

Ben302 · Post by **Ben302** » Wed May 28, 2003 11:27 pm

1. Led Zeppelin four (the one with the four symbols on it)

2. Queen's Greatest hits vol 1-2-3

3. Destiny's Child - Survivor

Name the 3 most annoying songs ever.....

CB · Post by CB » Thu May 29, 2003 12:01 am

1. Meatloaf - I Would Do Anything For Love (but I won't do that)

2. Simply Red - Fairground

3. Queen - I Want To Ride My Bicycle

List three famous 'Dereks' not including the one on this forum...

CB · Post by CB » Thu May 29, 2003 10:13 pm

How sad - answering my own post!!

1. Derek Nimmo

2. Derek Jameson

3. Derek Trotter

List three items in your bedside drawer...