Whats the strangest dream you have ever had?

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Aug 29, 2003 1:02 am

Also not about sleeping but funny as hell, my friends bf came home pissed she was in bed and kept hearing the toilet flushing. She went to investigate and found him flushing the toilet and washing his hands in the water over and over. So she took him to the sink and made him wash his hands and went back to bed. The next minute she heard shaving foam being sprayed so went back in the bathroom. He had covered his face perfectly in shaving foam, filled up the sink and had began to shave. She took the razor off him so in a huff he shaved himself pretending his finger was the razor!!!!!!

Jamesmitchell · Post by **Jamesmitchell** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 9:14 pm

A freind of mine has taught herself how to have lucid dreams where she can now decide what to dream about and she knows exactly when she is dreaming so she has total control.

There's load of stuff on it out there...check out: http://members.aol.com/Aarenka/lucidintro.html

Anyone can do it but it takes quite a lot of self control and patience......she tried teaching me but soon gave up!!!!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:04 pm

Not dream related but i have done the classic getting up in the middle of the night p55ed and going into the wardrobe instead. Luckily i didnt go for a pi55 but the door DID shut behind me and i got kinda stuck. Girlfriend woke up to all this banging etc.

Also used to know a girl who slept with her eyes open (freaky). Wake up, look over and there are these eyeballs staring at you in the middle of the night! Scary.

Oh, and my mate whoose dad is chinese can have fluent conversations in chinese with his dad whilst they are both asleep, but when he's awake he cant understand a word of it!

CB · Post by CB » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:15 pm

I had a dream once. But I forgot it when I woke up. Oh well

ps. Rob is a freak.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:17 pm

ps. Rob is a freak.

:yes:

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 10:49 pm

You can ask Rob questions via his website:

http://www.miniclip.com/askjoe.htm

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Mon Sep 01, 2003 11:52 pm

Hahaha I have done the sleeping with my eyes open thing!
Also peed in the airing cupboard! I was all disorientated when I was sleeping in the spare room when I was a kid!
Also walked up the road, chatted a load of

and frequently I open my curtains in the middle of the night not realising!

Rob - whens the bus pick us up???

Aimee · Post by **Aimee** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:06 am

My boyfriend actually got into bed with my Mum and Dad when we lived with them (he was pi55ed, unfortunately for me I wasn't!!!) and he had the nerve to shout at my Dad thinking I was in bed with someone else

Julia, you forgot one, hows about waking up fully dressed in what you intended to wear that day?

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:13 am

I had a friend who was drunk and threw up on his mum and dad in bed thinking he was in the bathroom, and I thought that was bad!! Boyfriend getting into bed with parents =

Aimee · Post by **Aimee** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:24 am

It was VERY

he was sat on my Dad's head practically (who doesn't think a lot of my boyfriend at the best of times, don't think I've ever been forgiven for leaving a nice 'sensible bloke' when I was 16 for a squaddie, ah well!).

On another pi55ed night he also cracked the conservatory roof and ripped the guttering off my parents conservatory because he forgot his key

trying to wake me up (he didn't, hehehe!)

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:27 am

Julia, you forgot one, hows about waking up fully dressed in what you intended to wear that day?

Damn - theres too many to mention!
I blame the alcohol on that though!!!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:28 am

Oops, not a good way to get on way the in-laws!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 12:56 am

I have done the sleeping with my eyes open thing!

Oh dear, Julia's one of 'them' !

frequently I open my curtains in the middle of the night not realising!

Corrrrrrr, hope you dont sleep in the nuddy Julia - otherwise anyone hiding in the bushes outside your bedroom window of a night time when there's a full moon would get some incriminating photos!

On a totally unrelated matter, does anyone know when the next full moon is?

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 1:02 am

I woke up in a field once didn't know why or where i was, wasn't funny just damn scary, think i tried to walk home from a party and gave up half way through a field

Duncan · Post by **Duncan** » Tue Sep 02, 2003 6:43 pm

I used to have two recurring dreams when I was young

1

Started with me flying in wwII bomber probably a Lancaster as they where my favorite. This bomber drops bomb and I became one of the bombs as the bombs fell I fall progressively faster falling through and ahead of the cluster of bombs where as I come to ground I become a person again with the bombs with the bomb falling around me .....and as I look up there's one falling directly for me..... it gets closer and closer and closer and as its about to hit me.....I usually woke up.

2
I am in a queue of children. Dirty desheveled and miserable children. The queue is gradually moving forward. At the head of the queue is a large man dressed in leather with a mask on........and carrying a large axe. The child at the head of the queue gets onto a large solid wooden wheel and straps him/her self on. The wheel is then spun. The guy with ths axe then cuts of his head......and so on with the next in queue. No one in the queue seems at all concerned by this. I am concerned but find I am unable to move except to shuffle forward......I usually woke up before my head was cut off.