lazy tart, i'm gonna report you to the head master

andyc209 · Post by **andyc209** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:16 pm

Take it the contact details start 0898?

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:17 pm

TART FACTORY

Commander In Charge: Ermis the Tartmaster
London Stock Exchange: Currently 0.05 cent per share

SELL SELL SELL!!

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:20 pm

BUY BUY BUY!!!!

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:21 pm

In that case, THINK I'M GONNA GO SHORT

An make a packet on the downslide.

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:23 pm

Robbie,

If you collect 20 Pound from the chess game with Tartmaster. Would you invest it back to the Tart Factory?

Maybe its best invest somewhere else as shares are now down to 0.04 cent.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:24 pm

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:28 pm

Robbie,

If you collect 20 Pound from the chess game with Tartmaster. Would you invest it back to the Tart Factory?

Maybe its best invest somewhere else as shares are now down to 0.04 cent.

:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

There you go, gone short an made a profit on the down slide already, dunno what Derek's brokerage costs are though

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:32 pm

I hear the Tart Factory can improve its market status with the acquisition of a few female forum members

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:32 pm

Don't worry, the future is looking good.

The Tartmaster is currently busy testing 4 different specimens. Once hes done, production will start for younger tarts. hence shares will sky rocket.

My advice: BUY BUY BUY...

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:34 pm

all shares have now been bought

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:40 pm

Erm buys Robbie's SLK an retires to the seychelles.

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:44 pm

i wudnt want an SLK

S2000 is where its at

Dave-T · Post by **Dave-T** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:45 pm

Here are the major shareholders

Robbie (London SLK importer) 37%
Tartmaster (Tart Factory) 25%
Julia (J.Wales Pty Ltd)15%
Andyc209 (IT consultant)11%
Others 12%

Total Shares 100,000,000

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:47 pm

ok i've actually got a lecture to go to so i'm outta here

then i got that presentation to do which for the 3rd week running i am soooooooo not prepared for

oh well gotta run cause i am thirstyyyyyyyyyyyyy

byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Mar 10, 2003 1:49 pm

Robbie buys 10 AMG 32's to whip Ermies s2000's and retires to the seychelles