BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Fri May 09, 2003 2:28 pm

I refuse to comment as CB will return to find his post hijacked!

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Sat May 10, 2003 4:35 pm

Standby for another contestant later....(glad you approve RTF - but watch out, you never know, YOU might be in it )

Does that mean i better stop sitting naked behind my computer...

(eh... no comment...

)

CB · Post by CB » Sat May 10, 2003 8:48 pm

[N] GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO BIG BOTHER, THE INTERNET REALITY SHOW WHERE 12 PEUGEOT 206CC ENTHUSIASTS GET LOCKED IN A GARAGE FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE. SO FAR, THERE ARE TWO CONTESTANTS IN THE GARAGE. PLEASE WELCOME THE THIRD PERSON, AND THE FIRST FEMALE....LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...INTRODUCING...

PAULINE

Name: Pauline
Age: None of our business
Sex: Kinky
Likes: Kittens, knitting, motorbikes, fighting.
Dislikes: Real Ale, trees, Shakin' Stevens
Fave T.V. Show: Dixon of Dock Green
Fave Band: Five

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Pauline enters the garage and introduces herself to Paul and Rob.

Rob says nothing. Pauls glasses steam up and a trickle of drool escapes the corner of his mouth.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sun May 11, 2003 6:22 pm

Robbie's seen the 206 advert.

He bashes his slk till its front end resembles the CC.

Slowly, he mercelessly drives to and fro past big bother studio with juttin chin and lop sided grin.

wheel repair it · Post by **wheel repair it** » Sun May 11, 2003 6:51 pm

im a bit confused(not hard)

it say that big bruv is for cc enthusiasts,well how come that 2 out of the first 3 in the big brother garage dont even drive a cc.

i sense a bit of vote rigging going on here.

out with the non cc owners i say(here here)

we the cc driving public demand cc driving totty(all 12 housemates would be good,well its worth a try)

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Sun May 11, 2003 10:19 pm

Well said Pete.
Not only are they not cc owners, they are not kart racers either

Well Paul is but what about the rest.
Well Davina Greg is but what about the rest.

CB · Post by CB » Sun May 11, 2003 10:33 pm

[N] IN ORDER TO KEEP A HEALTHY BALANCE (AND TO STOP PAUL PLAGUEING PAULINE FOR SEX), BB DECIDES TO INTRODUCE ANOTHER FEMALE TO THE HOUSE. THE FOURTH CONTESTANT IN THIS YEARS BIG BOTHER IS...............

AIMEE

Name: Aimee
Age: Young
Sex: Girl
Likes: The British Army, fluffy things, glitter
Dislikes: Fruit Pastilles, Bright Lights, Bananas
Fave T.V. Show: The Powerpuff Girls
Fave Band: New Kids on the Block

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Mon May 12, 2003 11:43 am

CB: Let the next one be doctor... Those eh... 'older' contestants, are not going to handle this

CB · Post by CB » Mon May 12, 2003 8:02 pm

[N] THIS IS BIG BOTHER...THERE ARE NOW 4 CONTESTANTS IN THE BB2 GARAGE, ALL PATIENTLY WAITING THE START OF THIS YEARS BIG BOTHER NEXT WEEK. ROB HAS CONTINUED TO KEEP HIMSELF TO HIMSELF. PAULINE AND AIMEE HAVE TIED PAUL UP WITH TWINE AND ARE TAKING IT IN TURNS TO STAY AWAKE AND WATCH HIM AS HE SITS IN THE CORNER ROCKING SLOWLY BACK AND FORTH AND DRIBBLING. BIG BOTHER IS A LITTLE CONCERNED FOR HIS SANITY...BUT HEY! IT MAKES GREAT VIEWING KIDS!!! THE FIFTH CONTESTANT IS TO ENTER THE GARAGE IMMINENTLY...LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER (AND PRAY), ITS..............

WHEEL REPAIR IT (aka Pete!)

Name: Pete (the Wheel)
Age: Getting on, nearly dead.
Sex: male
Likes: Shiny things, big white vans, malteasers
Dislikes: Scousers, rabbits, velvet
Fave T.V. Show: Crimewatch
Fave Band: The Stray Cats

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Mon May 12, 2003 9:25 pm

[Pauline enters the Dairy Room]

P: Hello Big Bother.
BB: Hello Pauline
P: {whispers}Big Bother, I'm a little concerned about the two little dickie birds{/whispers}
BB: Pardon me?
P: One named Peter, One named Paul
BB: OK......
P: Peter's taken advantage of Paul while he's tied up

BB:

P: Aimee and I were just pushing fruit pastilles down the plug hole in the dark when we turned round and saw that Pete had shaved Paul's head and was furiously rubbing in brown boot polish. He says all he needs now is a white wheel barrow to put him in and he's got all his top likes.
BB:

:
P: A shiney malteser in a white van

BB: We'll send you some help. Another contestant will arrive soon. Now watch your backs

P: Oh and can I have a pint of skimmed milk for my Crunchy Nut Cornflakes please?
Rob: I can get you a cow for a monkey
P: But then who would service my CC?

[Pauline leaves the Dairy Room]

wheel repair it · Post by **wheel repair it** » Mon May 12, 2003 10:56 pm

(pete enters the room)

pete--hello big bruv

bb---hello mate

pete---just a few things,I object to you using my real picture in my intro,this will only attract the females at a later date.talking of females,we need more in the house,emma,michelle,julia,deborah h and vanda sping to mind.

bb---consider it done pete

pete---thanks bb,dont suppose theirs any chance i can sleep in the girls room is there.

bb--no probs

pete---buzzin

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue May 13, 2003 9:56 am

paul hops into the diary room .... trailing boot polish and twine

hello BB
Hi Paul what can BB do for you ?
errr BB I'm a bit concencred, I've been in the garage for
only a few days and I've already been tied up and abused and then released and abused. I wouldn't mind but Pete keeps licking my head
- so Paul whats your problem ?
ohh no problem BB I just wanted to say thanks

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue May 13, 2003 1:14 pm

Well said Pete.
Not only are they not cc owners, they are not kart racers either
Well Paul is but what about the rest.
Well Davina Greg is but what about the rest.

Err I vote only those above 500 meaningful posts should be allowed to enter.

Robbie
(cc enthusiast)

Adrian · Post by **Adrian** » Tue May 13, 2003 1:56 pm

Yeah. Sorry about that embarrassing post Robbie

, I was rather

at the time.
I dont want to be in there with that bunch of nutters anyway.

CB · Post by CB » Tue May 13, 2003 6:09 pm

[N] THIS IS BIG BOTHER....WILL THE FIVE CONTESTANTS PLEASE STAND AWAY FROM THE GARAGE DOOR. THANKYOU. PLEASE WELCOME THE SIXTH GARAGEMATE IN THIS YEARS SHOW...........

Greenday

Name: Tony (Greenday)
Age: 21
Sex: Not much
Likes: Music, shouting, hairdye
Dislikes: Church, horror films, KFC
Fave T.V. Show: Anything on Television X
Fave Band: Er....Greenday