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CB
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Post by CB »

1. Mick Hucknall (can you spot a trend emerging here???)

2. All "stars" from any soap opera

3. George Dubya Bush



Name three of your favourite puppets...
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MattB
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Post by MattB »

1. Tony Blair
2. Any fraggle
3. Bagpuss

Name three cartoon characters you'd like to seduce...

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Post by paul_y3k »

1) Fennella
2) Roger Rabbits wife
3) Evil Edna

Name the 3 worst injuries you've sustained ...
Angry Paul !
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Julia
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Post by Julia »

1. Torn achilles tendon (13 weeks on crutches)
2. Broken thumb AND wrist (plaster cast for Xmas)
3. No injury but Boxing Day standing up from the toilet put my back into spasm and 6 months later still having treatment 3 times a week! :rolleyes:

List 3 piercings you have or would like to have.... (must specify whether have or want too have!)
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CB
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Post by CB »

1. A girlies belly-button (if shes got a nice tummy)

2. A girlies tongue (for...ahem....my pleasure)

3. A girlies down below bits (to feel what its like to hump a cheese grater)




Name three famous Cats....
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Post by Duncan »

1. Tom

2. Sylvester

3. Jay Kay


name three famous dogs
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CB
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Post by CB »

1. Jordan

2. Ann Widdecombe

3. Lassie



List your three favourite pizza toppings...
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Post by Mr_AWOL »

1. Super supreme (less black olives & red onions plus chicken & green peppers!)

2. Red dragon

3. Meat feast or anything with pepporoni on it

List the first 3 things that pop into your head.........

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Post by CB »

1. Beer (I really fancy a couple but have a bet on with Julia that i can go a month without drinking :( )

2. Football (I missed the England game cus i was at work, and am wondering what the performance was like)

3. Curry (I haven't eaten since about 11am and am fairly peckish for my favourite food!)






List three songs you love to sing when you're pissed...
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Mr_AWOL
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Post by Mr_AWOL »

1. Beer (I really fancy a couple but have a bet on with Julia that i can go a month without drinking :( )

2. Football (I missed the England game cus i was at work, and am wondering what the performance was like)

3. Curry (I haven't eaten since about 11am and am fairly peckish for my favourite food!)






List three songs you love to sing when you're p***ed...
1. Man o means

2. You'll never walk alone

3. delilah

List 3 things i should bbq on saturday..................


By the way CB, sorry to hear you are off beer - i have had lots tonite down the pub watching the footie - we were ok (ish) but it was quite a crap game and lots of subs made. Oh, and i have not long finished a curry pancake roll (just to really rub it in! :D )

CB
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Post by CB »

:(
Thats not fair and just for that hear are my replies to your question:


1. Your head

2. Fresh tuna, marinated in lemon and cheap lager (wrap it in silver foil and try it - i guarantee a taste sensation!!)

3. Halloumi (Cypriot squeaky cheese)




Name three forum users Mr Awol should invite to his bbq on Sunday...
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Mr_AWOL
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Post by Mr_AWOL »

Name three forum users Mr Awol should invite to his bbq on Sunday...
Well whoever want to come on Sunday can - i wont be there coz im going out!
List 3 things i should bbq on saturday..................
However, how about....................

1. Julia

2. Aimee

3. Nick the para

Oh dear - you only said 3. You dont mind dropping Julia off and picking her up afterwards do you CB? (That way i can get her drunk!)
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A barbeque meet idea could be cool actually, except i dont think my cooking skills are reliable enough!

3 things in your basket/trolley last time you went shopping...............

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Post by Duncan »

1. Delmonte pinapple Slices

2. Sainsbury's Be good To Your Self Coleslaw

3. Organic Cucumber

Name 3 the ingrediants needed to make a Caesar salad
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CB
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Post by CB »

1. A dead Roman Emporer

2. Some Lettuce

3. A suitable receptacle, maybe a plate or a bowl.





List three reasons why Mr AWOL wants a British Paratrooper at his bbq on Saturday...
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Post by MattB »

1. He likes a man in uniform
2. British beef is best!
3. Coz he's got no friends and is desperate?

Name 3 reasons why a British paratrooper would want to go to Mr AWOL's bbq in the first place...