Wanted - New Wife

rob · Post by **rob** » Wed Jan 07, 2004 11:15 pm

My current wife just like my CC has gone faulty, it keeps trying to revert to single mode.

I would like to find a new wife, this model would need to be a non smoker, aged 20 - 40, slim build and be a brunette.

Other than that I am not too fussy.

Cheers

Huu · Post by **Huu** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 9:38 am

Are you after a used model or brand new one? Have you considered a liability value of your old one? it might be financially smarter just to recondition the old one, you know that even new one these days dont come with warranty, actually it completely reverse. Depend on the law in your country, i think you are require to keep it for a certain period of time after aquiring reguardless if you happy with it or not.

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 11:22 am

Are you looking for a wife where the top comes down as easy as the CC? I hear they're quite expensive to buy & maintain.

ICE DOCTOR · Post by **ICE DOCTOR** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:10 pm

Would you like one that comes automatic or does she need to shift stick??

rob · Post by **rob** » Thu Jan 08, 2004 10:17 pm

Well she has just confirmed this minute that she wants to leave.

So.......................

better not swear on here.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Jan 12, 2004 3:56 pm

Well I'll avoid all of the car related new model stuff even thought there are thousands of things that could be said and just say sorry to hear your news Rob

As for advertising on here for a new wife I'm sure I tried it a while ago for a new fella and it didn't work so I'd say just get yourself out drinking and see what you can find!

Esselle · Post by **Esselle** » Tue Jan 13, 2004 1:42 pm

As for advertising on here for a new wife I'm sure I tried it a while ago for a new fella and it didn't work so I'd say just get yourself out drinking and see what you can find!

Hello???

Have we a match here?

Cilla

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:15 am

Ha ha, nice try Esselle but I don't fit 2 aspects of Robs ideal woman!

Esselle · Post by **Esselle** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 9:38 am

Shame! I've married two couples off and am looking for a third

ICE DOCTOR · Post by **ICE DOCTOR** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 11:53 am

Shame! I've married two couples off and am looking for a third

Then dont give up so quick... u may have a match made in (cyber) heaven here

Esselle · Post by **Esselle** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 12:30 pm

Shame! I've married two couples off and am looking for a third
Then dont give up so quick... u may have a match made in (cyber) heaven here

Ok

Vanda - I do believe you are in the right age bracket. Whatever the other two are, we can work on them!

Or compromise

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Wed Jan 14, 2004 1:27 pm

Yeah I'm 27 and brunette, I guess that goes in my favour!... Well actually to be fair my hair is black and pink at the moment!

As for the incompatible bits, one I'm working on and the other I'll give up when there is a tablet cure for stress!!

Huu · Post by **Huu** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 2:28 am

i heard that a little lerv makin is good for curing stress. Dont stare at me like that, i am not trying to say anything, just commenting on the stress part.

ICE DOCTOR · Post by **ICE DOCTOR** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 11:42 am

Riiiiggggght!!!!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Jan 15, 2004 8:34 pm

Well I got a lot of stress going on at the minute so it better be a lot of lurve makin' to get me to give up smoking!