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[rob]

Is this the signature tune for Duncan


I'm a lumber jack and im ok
I sleep all night and work day

I cut down trees I eat my lunch
I got lavortry
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have butter scones for tea

I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and work day

I cut down trees I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I dress in womans clothing and hang around in bars

I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and work day

I cut down trees I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I was a girlie
Just like my dear papa

I'm a lumber jack and im ok
I sleep all night and work day

[Duncan]

NO

[Duncan]

Warning to all mere mortals

theres a Moderator conspiracy

be carefull....very carefull... dont upset the little people

[Robbie]

lmao @ Rob, stealing me signature tune lol


Robbie.

[Sir Charles Arthur Strong]

Is this the signature tune for Duncan


I'm a lumber jack and im ok
I sleep all night and work day

I cut down trees I eat my lunch
I got lavortry
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have butter scones for tea

I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and work day

I cut down trees I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers
I dress in womans clothing and hang around in bars

I'm a lumber jack and I'm ok
I sleep all night and work day

I cut down trees I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra
I wish I was a girlie
Just like my dear papa

I'm a lumber jack and im ok
I sleep all night and work day

Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous entry in this file about the lumberjack who wears womens' clothes. Some of my best friends are lumberjacks, and only a FEW of them are transvestites.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the radio times.

[CB]

lmao.....


Hello again Brigadier.....
You look...errr.....lovely as usual...

[Sir Charles Arthur Strong]

Dear Sir,
I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms about the previous entry in this file about me looking lovley. I sometimes look gorgeous and occationally stunningly so.
Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I have never kissed the editor of the Janes Defence Weekly

[CB]

Brigadier,
I in no way wished to offend you with my comment on your loveliness. However, I have had no option but to turn my computer over to my lawyer for examination after your lawsuit landed on my doormat this morning.
Yours in wanton disgust
Greg S

[Sir Charles Arthur Strong]

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms that I am forces to accept you apologies and call off Knasher Nore and Rottweiler and to pay thier exorbitant fees from my inadequate stipend.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

[CB]

Brigadier,
following your last post, i have had no option but to forward your name and service number to the Armed Forces Psychiatric Evaluation Unit....they will be along for you by the weekend.
Yours
Greg S

[Sir Charles Arthur Strong]

Dear Sir,

I wish to complain on the stronglyest possible terms that I am a total fruit.....cake. Purley a figment of my own imagnation.

Yours faithfully,
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs.

P.S. I regret to announce the sad but timely demise of
Brigadier Sir Charles Arthur Strong, Mrs due an infectious right fore finger. She leaves a widower Maurine and two teenage Begonias. The Funeral will be hell at St Etheldredas Church of England School, Royal Tunbridge Wells at 11:00am on Friday 15 November. No Flowers. Donations to the Wig and Gown Benevalent Fund.

[Robbie]

All silence for the last post!

Draa..da..da
da.....da...da
da.....da...da
da.....da...da
da.....da.....DAAAAH!...

Aim.....FIRE!

OOPS! SORRY DEREK


Robbie.

[Derek]