Moarilty Test

CB · Post by CB » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:17 pm

Arrange to meet him in a bar for a drink, drug him, take him to some woodland, butcher him with a sharp blade, bury the corpse in a shallow grave. That'll learn him.

You run a lottery syndicate at your place of work. The numbers come in. None of the other members realise. Do you claim the money for yourself on the sly?

tiranova · Post by **tiranova** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:38 pm

Arrange to meet him in a bar for a drink, drug him, take him to some woodland, butcher him with a sharp blade, bury the corpse in a shallow grave. That'll learn him.

You run a lottery syndicate at your place of work. The numbers come in. None of the other members realise. Do you claim the money for yourself on the sly?

OOOOOOOOOOOO Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

you hit someones car in a carpark, do you leave your details??????????

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Wed Oct 08, 2003 11:40 pm

Nope 'cos I'm not lucky enough to get away with it....

.... You drunkenly slept with your best mates girl / boy friend do you own up?

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:04 am

Yeah - it only causes a problem for a day or so (OK so it wasnt his girlfriend, and i wasnt drunk, but he did REALLY like her) I just said "you can have her, i'll go after that other one"

Then again this WAS on A levels and we used to share everything then. There was one girl that me and at least 3 of my mates had slept with. And i set my mate up with me ex once (i was only ever after her sister anyway)

A terrorist gives you a knife and says if you dont kill an old lady, he will kill 5 children. What do you do?

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:27 am

I would't know i had to kill an old lady, because before he can finish his sentence the terrorist is not among us anymore. Bl

y stupid terrorist to give me a knife standing next to me...

You know why Les Ferdinand didn't show up at the drug test, because you saw him using it in a corner of your local pub. What would you do?

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:29 am

You know why Les Ferdinand didn't show up at the drug test, because you saw him using it in a corner of your local pub. What would you do?

LOL am confused by that

1) Think you mean Rio
2) Think the gag needs explaining (i have drunk LOTS of ouzo)

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 2:52 am

Les, Rio... do you know what time it is now? stop confusing me

I mean Rio soz about that Les.

britboy · Post by **britboy** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 10:47 am

er ..

Your 6 year old daughter is entering into a school singing competition. She is so bad all the kids are going to laugh at her (nasty school).

Do you

1) Let her enter anyway, she wants to
2) Make an excuse and tell her she can't enter?

rob · Post by **rob** » Thu Oct 09, 2003 11:39 am

A - Show her the film About A Boy with the cringy singing scene. She wont want to do it then or she will want you to join her

Q - A forum member is getting married and you know the location and time.

Do you tell everyone on here so we can ALL run in at the crucial moment and shout NO DONT DO IT or worse still take laods of photos of them all dressed up and post on the forum :rolleyes: