BB: This is Big Bother....I can reveal that the three garage mates up for eviction this week are:
AMANDA
MR AWOL
GREENDAY
Entirely picked at random (but fairly)
Vote in the usual way, by posting, pm, yahoo or msn.
Big Bother is averaging 25 votes per eviction off people for those of you who thought no-one was playing!!
Eviction will take place at 7.30 am on Thursday morning....Get your votes in!
amanda wonders into the diary room to see the dejected and still snivling form of paul curled up in the corner ....
she looks down with a look of pity on her face and begins to ........
Angry Paul !
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It is late evening in the BB garage and Greenday is wandering around the garden looking very confused and slightly dazed, then he sits in the corner of the garden and starts rocking slowly backwards and forwards, the other housemates decide it might be better to leave him there and see what happens, after sitting out in the sudden down pours of raining Greenday suddenly just gets up and walks back into the house and curls on into a corner, when the other garage mates go see what is wrong Greenday explains how he has been up late watching horror films again and has scared himself, then ask in a very scared child like voice if he can sleep in one of the girls beds tonight cos he is scared of his cupboard and the boys room is always empty, Greenday sits waiting and hoping one of the girls will offer him a safe bed for the night.....................................................
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[N] THE HOUSEMATES ARE ALL SAT AROUND DRINKING AND DISCUSSING THE PRICE OF FISH...BIG BOTHER DECIDES TO SPRING A SURPRISE ON THEM....
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BB: This is Big Bother....I can reveal that the next housemate to be evicted from the Big Bother house is.......
Its close to midnight and all is still in BB - including the girlies room which is a might unusual.
A dark monsterous figure enters the room.
Slowly the monster moves through the gloom dragging its entrails behind it. CRASH it lands onto Vanda's bed - people cry out - mostly male.
Robbie hears Vanda likes rubber.
He orders a WWII divers suit complete with brass helmet to set her in the mood.
Unfortunately those helmets are heavy, Robbie totters round the girlies darkened room before passing out -for it was a little unfortunate he nominated Rob to supply his air - Robbie crushed Vanda's bed!
If she survives, Robbie hopes to have gained Vanda's favour, if not, he's legging it to Cornwall.
Unknown to Robbie his air hose wraps around Greendays neck who was frantically in the middle of something causing him a not too unpleasurable sensation.
Greenday is now convinced the the monsters from the horror movie are trying to kill him and will be a nervous wreck come morning (if he makes it to morning)
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Vanda hears a massive crash, staring out from the cupboard which she's been hiding in she sees her bed's a gonner.
Oh well she never *slept* in there anyway.
Vanda wonders if Greenday and Robbie realise they've been shagging each other whilst she's been in this cupboard, they've both taken to wearing her clothes so much that they both look like her.
Oh well, Vanda continues hiding, trying to think of a plan of how she can escape from the garage before the all important Robbie Willaims gig in 2 weeks and 2 days!!
Paul wonders around the garage trying not to look to shifty, a large brown smudge around his lips. He see's greenday cowering in the corner and wonders up to him
'what some chocolate ? I just found this secret world where loads of little green haired people have been enslaved to make chocolate for julia' I spent many a day there, to discover that as she's now not eating chocolate she no longer visits bringing them their supplies of food and justin fartpants singles. The poor guys were starving, but there dare not eat her chocolate as she beats them ...
paul wonders away singing to himself ... umpa lumpa digeroo do I've got the chocolate .. what ya going to do ...
Angry Paul !
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There's a strange banging/shouting noise at one dark corner of the garage. Greenday goes to investigate.
A magical door is half open and Matt is desperately trying to escape. He now oddly has green hair. Paul is beating him, trying to keep him inside the secret (or not so secret) room.
Greenday puts the entire experience down to a psychotic episode and goes back to his cowering corner. The sounds eventually stop and Paul is seen walking back to the girls' bedroom with a smug face and an armload of chocolate.
with a fetish for fast cars.
