BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:26 am

Woah, 7.16am and Matt's up!

The garage is very quiet at the moment save the odd bed squeak and whip crack breaking the morning tranquility in the distance. Matt didn't realise that this time in the morning actually existed.

More to the point, he's only just realised that the rest of the world actually existed. Sobriety is a scary scary thing.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 12:22 pm

Its morning, Robbie's still shaking uncontrollably in Julia's cupboard.

He's taken it over and locked Greenday out.

Robbie found out his slumber party was really a midnight pool threesome. He doesn't like Vanda's idea of smearing his lovely peanut butter sanwiches over himself before jumping into the pool.

Robbie hates soggy sandwiches.

He decided to ditch the lemonade and leg it to the girlies room, leaving Vanda and Greenday to their own devices, only he left teddy behind.

Robie wonders whatever happened to his poor teddy.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 1:08 pm

Mr AWOL wanders into the diary room. Robbies teddy is hanging from a noose attatched to the ceiling and is wearing stockings & suspenders, and a spikey metal sudded leather bra!

Mr AWOl is becoming a little concerned at the goings on in the big brother garage. He decides to leave the diary room to consider whether he will be able to wrangle some kind of DVD porn rights out of all this

CB · Post by CB » Sat Jun 07, 2003 8:06 pm

[N] THE MALE HOUSEMATES HAVE SPENT THE DAY APPLYING GERMOLENE AND TCP TO ALL THE NASTY CUTS ON THEIR BODIES THAT VANDA HAS INFLICTED WITH HER WHIP. MR AWOL IS NEARLY IN TEARS AS PAUL RUBS CREAM INTO HIS BACK. ARE THEY TEARS OF PAIN OR FEAR THOUGH. PAUL HAS THAT "LOOK" IN HIS EYES AGAIN. HE IS RUBBING LIBERAL AMOUNTS INTO MR AWOLS BACK, BUT THERE IS NO SIGN OF ANY GERMOLENE OR TCP ANYWHERE NEAR PAUL....

THE GIRLS HAVE SPENT THE AFTERNOON DOING WHAT THEY DO BEST - TALKING ABOUT KITTENS, SHOPPING AND KNITTING...ALL EXCEPT VANDA AND PAULINE WHO HAVE BEEN DISCUSSING TORTURE METHODS AND THE BEST WAY TO DEGRADE AND HUMILIATE MEN.

ONCE HIS CREAM HAS BEEN APPLIED, ROBBIE SLINKS OFF BACK TO JULIAS WARDROBE. HE FINDS GREENDAY HAS BEATEN HIM THERE AND RECLAIMED HIS TURF. ROBBIE SULKS BUT SOON FINDS A PLACE IN AMANDAS WARDROBE AND SETTLES DOWN TO FOR NIGHT OF PEEPING...

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BB: This is Big Bother....I can reveal that the three garage mates up for eviction this week are:

AMANDA

MR AWOL

GREENDAY

Entirely picked at random (but fairly)
Vote in the usual way, by posting, pm, yahoo or msn.
Big Bother is averaging 25 votes per eviction off people for those of you who thought no-one was playing!!

Eviction will take place at 7.30 am on Thursday morning....Get your votes in!

BB

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Sat Jun 07, 2003 9:13 pm

Pauline enters the diary room:

Hi BB

Hello Pauline, you've been quiet. What's up?

Oh nothing much... actually, yes, now I think about it there is something... I've been sitting next to Greenday and RTF for far too long and I've just discovered the affects of passive smoking. How long have I been out for?

You've been in and out of consciousness for the best part of all your life

Sorry, I mean a fortnight

A fortnight! Blimey. Can I tell you something BB?

Your secrets are safe with me

I dreamt that I cycled 22 miles down a volcano from the top to where the lava ran into the sea and got rather sun burnt on the way down. Does it show? And I wore a cycle helmet, how surreal is that? And then I was locked in a cage while feeding bananas to the monkeys and there were miniature parrots flying all around my head trying to drink my nectar out of my paper cup and spilling it on my hands and licking it off and peeing all over the floor.

Those dreams were not real. I thought RTF warned you not to eat the Afgan.

You are so wise, oh BBi wan kenobi. But I have the photos to prove it!

Have yourself a big breakfast and then go back to bed for a few days. But don't miss out on the shopping list.

Oooh can I have some aftersun please? And some of Vanda's Savlon for the rope burns I got clambering around in the jungle? And the scratch I got off the cupboard door when Greenday finally let me out. Ta.

CB · Post by CB » Sat Jun 07, 2003 10:04 pm

Now that Pauline is back from her drug-induced trip to Planet Tenerife, BB thinks Vanda has some competition in the kinkiness stakes...well, hopefully...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 2:07 am

Robbie sent teddy to bed with asprin to get over the Vanda Greenday threesome.

Unknown to Robbie, Teddy was last seen heading for Vanda's bed

for a threesome with Bagpuss.

Robbie's teddy now refuses to go home.

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Sun Jun 08, 2003 10:17 am

Robbie was trying to fool everyone into thinking his teddy was a small furry stuffed friend. Whereas Pauline found out the truth when she spotted him early on Sunday morning... His teddy is made of leather and is... a garment of women's underwear which he stuffed with his small furry friend - much to the girls amusement

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:19 am

Damn!

But at least Pauline seems to have missed Robbie's panties and suspenders

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:01 pm

Damn!

But at least Pauline seems to have missed Robbie's panties and suspenders

... as Matt is seen staggering across the garage wearing suspenders...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 2:47 pm

Robbie politely asks Matt for his suspenders back.

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 3:11 pm

Matt politely refuses. They feel soooooo... naughty

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Mon Jun 09, 2003 6:57 pm

Robbie consoles himself with Matts bodystocking instead.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 1:30 am

Robbie wonders if its time to reveal to the BB House that he's really a .....GIRL! - ROBYN

with a fetish for fast cars.

PS Vandas found out already

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Tue Jun 10, 2003 9:31 am

Paul walks into the diary room .....
Hello BB.
- hi paul whats up ?
errr BB when I signed up for this i didn't expect there to be lots of cross dressing and other naughty shenanigans going on ...
- you did'nt ? BB is surprised paul !
yeah but BB it's just not right
- really paul and whys that ?
cause everyone is content to leave me under a bed, i wanna play

(at this point paul starts sobbing (again) and wails no one fancys me, collapsing into a soggy mess in the corner of the diary room)