BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:55 pm

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:01 pm

After listening at the door of the diary room then running away when Vanda came out Greenday is in a complete daze, after bumping into everything and everyone he has a great idea and sneeks into the girls bedroom search of Vanda's list deciding he could write his name in a few more times and Vanda would never know, sadly he is caught he the act but it turns out ok as he gets over an hour of bare bum spanking from Vanda for being so naughty

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:04 pm

Vanda says in a strict voice....
Wait (smack)
Your (smack)
Turn (smack)

with each smack.
You get me for an hour at eleven and then Robbie joins us at 12

CB · Post by CB » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:04 pm

[N] BIG BOTHER REVEALED TODAY THAT THE HOUSEMATES HAD FAILED THE WEEKLY CHALLENGE OF SITTING IN A CC WITH SQUEAKY BRAKES NON-STOP. THE REASON FOR THIS IS THAT AT SOME POINT IN THE EARLY HOURS OF SUNDAY MORNING, BOTH PAUL AND AMANDA GOT OUT OF THE CAR TO "RELIEVE" THEMSELVES AGAINST THE BACK WHEELS. THIS WAS CLASSED AS A FAILURE AND AS SUCH BB HAS ALLOWED THE GARAGEMATES ONLY Â£1.50 FOR FOOD THIS WEEK. THIS WOULD HAVE BEEN HARDER IF RTF WAS IN THE HOUSE AS HIS CHOICE OF RECREATIONAL ACTIVITY GAVE THE HOUSEMATES THE MUNCHIES. MOST OF THE HOUSEMATES TAKE THE NEWS WELL, EXCEPT PAULINE AND JULIA WHO ARE CHATTING IN THE TOILET....

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Pauline: I can't believe it, I feel so let down...honestly, you want something doing you have to do it yourself.

Julia: Funny, I was just thinking the same about CB, do you think I should try and warn Vanda off? I'm not sure, she's started looking at me with that same look in her eye she usually has for the boys.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:12 pm

Eavesdropping at the toilet door Vanda realises that she may have scared Julia. The 3some with CB doesn't seem such a good idea now and anyway what the hell.......she's got Robbie now!

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:22 pm

she's got Robbie now!

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:24 pm

And Greenday of course

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:25 pm

And Greenday of course

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 7:29 pm

Greenday runs off happy to the girls room to wait for 11:00

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:12 pm

Mr AWOL is gutted that vanda doesnt seem to be after CB so much anymore, he was planning on being the shoulder for Julia to cry on - he wanders off to see if he can convince Paul to go after CB instead

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 8:36 pm

Robbie's heard about the threasome-oops-he's too excited to contain himself

He's not sure what a shag and threesome is

but it sounds like a midnight party cos his turns at 12 o'clock.

Robbie's busy in the spamspam, he feels that a slumber party deserves his best pyjamas and peanut butter sandwiches. He wonders wether Vanda and Greenday will eat his cabbage jelly - blow it - teddy can cum and make a foursome.

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 9:08 pm

Robbie's heard about the threasome-oops-he's too excited to contain himself

He's not sure what a shag and threesome is but it sounds like a midnight party cos his turns at 12 o'clock.

Robbie's busy in the spamspam, he feels that a slumber party deserves his best pyjamas and peanut butter sandwiches. He wonders wether Vanda and Greenday will eat his cabbage jelly - blow it - teddy can cum and make a foursome.

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 9:25 pm

Julia comes to the diary room

BB- Hi Julia
Julia - Hi BB
BB - How are you Julia
Julia - I am not too bad. Bit worried bout Vanda. I know she likes using her whip on the boys but Pauline and I are ever so worried that she will come our way too when we least expect it

BB - Big Bother monitors every corner of the garage and will keep an eye for you
Julia - Thanks
BB - Anything else Julia?
Julia - Yeah - Ummm I have struck a deal with CB. I have decided to give up chocolate.
BB - (In sympathetic & curious voice) Are you feeling ok Julia?
Julia - Yeah I ate far too much last week in the garage and just before I came into the garage I had bought the entire supply of cadbury world!
BB - Ok Julia. But please let us know if you are struggling.
BB - How is it now there are a few more people left the garage?
Julia - Not too bad. The house has a more normal smell to it now RTF has gone, I keep tripping over Vanda's whip but other than that things are great. In fact I can't wait for the next task

BB - Big Bother will contact you soon about the next task
Julia - ok thanks BB - have a good day!

Julia leaves the diary room, falls flat on her face after tripping over Vandas whip yet again!!! :x :rolleyes:

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 12:54 am

Vanda quickly nips into the diary room.....

Vanda: BB, is there any chance we can have the pool for the next hour and 15 minutes?

BB: Why Vanda

Vanda: Well I've just finished with Greenday and we've got 15 minutes before Robbie is penciled in to join us, I've got real bad carpet burn and dont want it to get worse, thought the pool would be more soothing

BB: Okay just make sure the cameras can still see.

Vanda: Thanks BB, any chance of some Savlon for the friction burns?

BB: BB will get back to you

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Fri Jun 06, 2003 9:51 am

Matt stumbles into the diary room...

BB: Hi Matt, how are you?
Matt: err... bleeurggh... can't remember... where am i?
BB: This is the big bother garage.
Matt: oh... what am i doing here?
BB: Has the last few weeks been a total blur to you?
Matt: Weeks? More like years...
BB: If you complete this weeks task then BB will sign you up to Alcoholics Anonymous
Matt: Oh OK, just don't tell anyone..
BB: {snigger} no of course not...