BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

wooden-spoon · Post by **wooden-spoon** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 2:33 pm

From his ears Robbie removes the red tampons he found on the floor of the girlies room

the house are now aware that Robbie isnt just one.... he also looks like one..........

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 8:26 pm

From his ears Robbie removes the red tampons he found on the floor of the girlies room
the house are now aware that Robbie isnt just one.... he also looks like one..........

WOW! Robbie's pleased to be given such an auspicious accolade - and from the wooden spoon

Robbie's sure there may be worse things in life than being a used tampon

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:10 pm

From his ears Robbie removes the red tampons he found on the floor of the girlies room
the house are now aware that Robbie isnt just one.... he also looks like one..........
WOW! Robbie's pleased to be given such an auspicious accolade - and from the wooden spoon

Robbie's sure there may be worse things in life than being a used tampon

Benig an unused one, unsure of what lies ahead maybe?

wooden-spoon · Post by **wooden-spoon** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:10 pm

no... you look like a bleeding..................

CB · Post by CB » Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:45 pm

THIS IS BIG BOTHER...ALTHOUGH TONIGHTS EVICTION WAS SCHEDULED FOR 8pm THERE HAS BEEN A DISCREPANCY WITH THE VOTE COUNT. THIS WEEKS EVICTION WAS LITERALLY A PHOTO FINISH WITH THE DECIDING VOTE COMING IN JUST IN THE NICK OF TIME.
BIG BOTHER CAN REVEAL THE SECOND PERSON TO LEAVE THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE IS..............

RTF

RTF, PLEASE LEAVE THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE, AND LEAVE ALL YOUR "SMOKY TREATS" IN THE CAPABLE HANDS OF MR AWOL, MATT AND GREENDAY...

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Wed Jun 04, 2003 11:53 pm

Hehe, now i don't have to make do with just the fumes (i don't mean bum fumes), very sorry to see you leave but hey changes the girls to boys ratio in our favour, sadly it doesn't change the boys to Vanda ratio in our favour, now we need to take your punishment as well as our own

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:01 am

I will take your vanda vipping if you dont want it greenday! (whoosh - crack!)

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 12:06 am

Ok i'll swap you for your shag time

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:09 am

RTF wakes up dizzy outside the BB house...

Looking at all the people applauding and taking pictures of him (well only to the few people left waiting for hours for him to wake up...).

Then he remembers something... quickly he looks down... PHEW...
Lucky for me they were so nice to put one of Latex Vanda's G-strings on me, else i would have looked like an A

on TV! (not yet totally aware of the lipstick they put on him before they threw him out).

Sadly he looks behind and waves to his former housemates who wave back to him (and are all laughing and pointing to him).

Well I sure had a good time...i think... But was running out of 'stock' anyway... Hey, were are my leftovers? The last thing he sees is Mr. Awol falling straight backwards, breathing out heavy smoke....

(now he can sit next to aimee every week on evection day

)

RTF drives away in the first car he sees outside the BB house
(hmm... those mercs are rather comfy at 145 he thinks

)

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:19 am

bye bye RTF, you and your strange substances will be missed very much

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:25 am

Mr AWOL enters the diary room

BB : Hay AWOL hows things?

MR : BB i need a favour - RTF said he would post me some 'packages' to 'keep me going'

BB : No contact is allowed with the outside world AWOL

MR : But Robbie got to go on holiday! And i dont even know what will be in them. Please let me have them

BB : BB will get back to you

Mr AWOL goes back and starts making something out of half an old coke bottle, a oplastic bag and the tin foil from one of Julias discarded Kit Kat wrappers. Speaking of Julia, he thinks how quiet she has been lately. Mr AWOL shrugs his shoulders and sits in the corner waiting for something to happen.

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 1:30 am

Greenday is sitting in the other corner of the room starring at MR AWOL and shaking, looks like IT was not a very good film choice for BB to show the garage mates

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 2:00 am

Robbie takes the used tampon accolade one step further as he slowly disappears down the toilet.

He's seen trainspotting and doesn't want to get left behind.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:36 pm

After giving all the lads a good whipping Vanda is getting a little bit bored of her whip and decides she wants a new toy to play with.
CB was good fun, cryin like a girl each time she thrashed him but then she felt an emotion she had never felt before...... GUILT she didn't want to break up him and Julia as she thought they were cute together and maybe one day in the house if there wasn't much to do she would have liked a threesome.
At first she was delighted at Robbie Williams being in the house, although even without her contact lenses she's still sure something isn't quite right about him, maybe she never expected Robbie to wear Tampax in his ears, or was it that night he sang to her in the most peculiar voice.....
Vanda felt saddened by RTF going, one less plaything, but she soon got over it.
Greenday is her new fascination and she scrubs Mr AWOL off her shag card for the day and pencils in Greenday twice.
Vanda goes into the diary room.....

Vanda: Hello BB, I need to ask for something.

BB: Come back in 5 mins Vanda and there will be a bumper pack of condoms waiting.

Vanda: Oh, thanks BB you read my mind, need a few for Greenday later on, could I also have some new PVC G's as the housemates seem to like wearing them over their heads for some reason and Mr AWOL left with my last fresh pair.

BB: BB will get back to you.

Vanda leaves the diary room in search of Greenday.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Thu Jun 05, 2003 6:50 pm

Unable to find Greenday Vanda return to the diary room to pick up her condoms, BB have suprised her by also getting her contact lenses to her.
She leaves the diary room and puts her lenses in.......it all becomes clear...........

Faced with a moral dilemma Vanda quickly scribbles out one of Greenday's slots from her shag card and writes Robbie in.
Then after careful consideration she writes Greenday down again.......
Sod it, she'll have them both together!