BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Fri May 23, 2003 8:56 pm

[N]THE LAUNCH OF THIS YEARS BIG BOTHER, TO COINCIDE WITH THE REAL BIG BROTHER IS IMMINENT....THE LAST CONTESTENT MAKES THEIR WAY TOWARDS THE GARAGE, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BIG BOTHER HAS SAVED THE SCUM FOR LAST....PLEASE WELCOME....

CB

Name: CB
Age: Late 20's
Sex: Male
Likes: Beer, curry, football, birds, lego
Dislikes: Mick Hucknall, beetroot, Coronation Street
Fave T.V. Show: Football
Fave Band: Madness

wooden-spoon · Post by **wooden-spoon** » Fri May 23, 2003 9:09 pm

Rob rushes to the diary room.

Rob: BB, I have an easy way to sort the bed shortage after Julias bed was eaten. I can sort it for you cheap, wont even cost you a monkey.

[BB Sighs]

BB: Ok Rob, whats the scam this time.

Rob: no scam, just I propose to put Julia in CB's bed. Well they are no stranger to each others beds and it would be the first time such an act has taken place on BB for real

. Hell forget the monkey, I just want the video rights.

Rob leaves the diary room rubbing his hands together muttering 'cushty, luvly jubbly'

CB · Post by CB » Fri May 23, 2003 9:16 pm

CB enters the diary room...

CB: So Big Bother? How much is the prize money for the first time anyone has sex live on the show.

BB: 50 pence

CB: Wow! I think i might have a go for that!

BB: Its already been won CB...

CB: What? By who?

BB: Paul and Mr Awol did it last night.

CB: So they get 25p each? Which two girls was it with?

BB: Big Bother didn't mention anything about girls being involved.

CB:

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Fri May 23, 2003 9:39 pm

There is a strange knocking noise coming from the girls bedroom, the muffled voice of Greenday can be heard saying:

someone please help me, the cupboard door is stuck, i've been in here for ages, the views good but i'm thirsty and need to go to the toilet,

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Fri May 23, 2003 9:46 pm

Mr AWOL staggers into the diary room:

MR I'm not happy BB

BB Why so AWOL?

MR Well it's something Paul said

BB Whats that then?

[quote=""paul_y3k""]
hello i like your make up ..
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BB whats wrong with that AWOL?

MR

I'm not wearing any - i always look like this!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sat May 24, 2003 12:48 am

There is trouble in the big brother garage - two of the garage mates are arguing, RTF and Mr AWOL. Mr AWOL appears a bit stoned

MR: I toooold you man, i never even seeeeen it.

RTF : You musht have taken it whilst i was shlappen

MR: Nah, duuuuude, i aint seen no weed

RTF storms off to ask the others if they saw anything - mr AWOL replaces RTF's drugs where he found them and goes off in search of munchies

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Sat May 24, 2003 12:55 am

Robbies seen sneaking out of BB's window to Cornwall for a week, he hopes no-one will notice.

Robbie.

CB · Post by CB » Sat May 24, 2003 12:56 am

[N]ITS OFFICIALLY DAY ONE IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE. MOST OF THE HOUSE ARE BY NOW QUITE FAMILIAR WITH EACH OTHER. THE TWO NEWEST HOUSEMATES, CB AND MR AWOL ARE STRUGGLING TO UNDERSTAND ALL THE "IN" JOKES. MR AWOL HAS ALREADY STARTED A FIGHT WITH RTF. BEING A STONER HOWEVER, RTF FORGETS ALL ABOUT IT AFTER ABOUT 5 MINUTES. IN FACT, RTF FORGETS ABOUT MOST THINGS AFTER 5 MINUTES.
SOME OF THE GIRLS ARE BEING PARTICULALY QUIET, EMMA 206, AMANDA AND SURPRISINGLY EVEN VANDA ARE KEEPING THEMSELVES TO THEMSELVES. PAUL IS FIRMLY IN PLACE BETWEEN JULIAS BED AND GREENDAY SEEMS CONTENT IN THE GIRLS WARDROBE, ALTHOUGH HE DOES NEED TO PEE. ROBBIE AND ROB ARE QUIETLY ENGAGED IN A SILENT BATTLE TO BECOME "DAD" OF THE GARAGE, WHILST PAULINE AND JULIA TAKE IT IN TURNS TO BE "MUM", WHICH MAINLY INVOLVES LOOKING AFTER THE KIDS, PETE THE WHEEL AND MR AWOL, AS WELL AS WIPING UP THE LITTLE 'ACCIDENTS' THAT PAUL KEEPS HAVING.

BIG BOTHER DECIDES TO INTRODUCE ALCOHOL TO THE GARAGE, THE RESULTS ARE SOMEWHAT PREDICTABLE....
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Amanda · Post by **Amanda** » Sat May 24, 2003 2:20 am

Amanda tentatively enters the Diary Room.

BB: Well hello Amanda!

Amanda: Hi Big Brother.

BB: How are you this evening?

Amanda: Well to be honest I am a little concerned Big Brother. I just opened the girls' wardrobe to get my Wonder Woman outfit so I could show the new housemates my â€˜party trickâ€™ (hic) and instead I found Greenday slumped in between the shoes and lycra items.

BB: {silence}

Amanda: Well he seems to have lost the ability to blink Big Brother and to say he is a little whiffy would be an understatement.

BB: Rightâ€¦. Errr where is Greenday now Amanda?

Amanda: He has been banished to the far corner of the garage and is currently being interrogated by Paul. Is it possible that we could have an industrial sized bottle of Fabreeze and some eye drops?

BB: Big Brother will get back to you.

Amanda leaves the diary room wondering if eating a bowl of chickpeas straight after drinking half a bottle of cider was really a good idea.

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Sat May 24, 2003 2:59 am

RTF sort of enters the diary room

RTF: WOHOOO PAAARRRTYYY...

...RTF sort of leaves the diary room and goes to help Greenday back on his feet with the use of his so called 'The Doctor's' bag...

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Sat May 24, 2003 10:57 am

Greenday enters the diary room:

BB: Hello Greenday
Greenday: Hello BB
BB: Greenday here are your eye drops
Greenday: Thanks BB, anyone news on something to take my nasty smell away its starting to make me dizzy?
BB: BB has provide this equpiment so the other housemates can hose you down and wash you,
Greenday: uh.... Thanks BB, i think
BB: Is there anything Greenday?
Greenday: Would BB consider letting us have music in the garage?
BB: BB will get back to you
Greenday: Thanks BB

Green leaves leaves the diary room with this wash down kit hoping to find a willing female contestant to give him a rub down

CB · Post by CB » Sun May 25, 2003 11:52 pm

[N] ITS DAY 2 IN THE BIG BOTHER GARAGE. THE HOUSEMATES ARE SORTING OUT THE SHOPPING LIST. IT QUICKLY TURNS INTO A FREE FOR ALL...

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Julia: We need chocolate.

RTF: and rizlas

Julia: Dairy Milk

Rob: I think we should order 15000 cross-head screws

Everyone else: WHY?

Rob: Cus then i can spend all day counting them

Julia: CHOCOLATE!

CB: I'd like a nice Chianti and some Fava beans......*slurp*

Paul: Are you going to eat my liver?

CB: Er.....no....its been that ravaged by alcohol theres probably not much left..

Julia: Chocolate?

Matt B: Ok Julia we take the hint! Give it a rest!

Julia: DON'T YOU DARE TRY AND LEAVE CHOCOLATE OUT OF THAT LIST!!! :x :x :x :x :x

Pauline: Ok, just for Julia we'll order one bar of Dairy Milk

Julia: NO! You don't understand. I think we should spend the entire Â£100 on chocolate.

Pete the Wheel: But I don't like chocolate Julia

Julia: Who said any of it was for you? :rolleyes: In fact, you lot are all going to be VERY hungry this week....

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[N]JULIA GRABS THE LIST AND RUSHES OFF TO THE DAIRY ROOM BEFORE ANY OF THE OTHERS CAN STOP HER....LOOKS LIKE ITS Â£100 WORTH OF CHOCOLATE FOR THE GANG THIS WEEK.... :rolleyes:

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Mon May 26, 2003 11:21 am

Matt, after realising that there is no alcohol left anywhere in the house staggers into the diary room

BB: Hello Matt

Matt: err... ugh... Hi BB

BB: How are you feeling this morning?

Matt: I... need... alcohol...

BB: It's only 7am. Go back to bed.

Matt: Butttt.... I NEEEEEEEED alcohol... can you get me some?

BB: This weeks shopping list has already been presented to BB and can not be changed.

Matt: Is there any alcohol on its way?

BB: No - all that is coming is chocolate. In fact we've had to hire a large lorry to bring it all in.

Matt: That's not fair, Julia wouldn't let us choose anything else!

BB: BB will not get involved in house decisions. Sort out the problems yourself.

Matt: Oh go on, plleeeaaaseee... I'll give you a tenner when I get out of here...

BB: Bribery is not an option.

Matt: If I don't get alcohol I'll eat everyone's beds!!!

BB: Alcohol is on its way. Enjoy

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Mon May 26, 2003 10:28 pm

Derek not happy at being left out

finds rob has left some screws lying around unac-count-ed for outside

He then sets to work on securing the garage door to prevent any evictions taking place.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Mon May 26, 2003 11:40 pm

Mr_AWOL enters the diary room:

MR: HELP

BB: Whats up awol?

MR: I am down to my last 10 packets of cigarettes!

BB: So?

MR: Well after that, how do i get more? Julie blew our weeks budget on chocolate! I have been smoking RTF's cigarettes for now, so i can keep my supplies, but they make my head go all spinny

BB: Well you will have to make those last until next shopping trip

MR: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!