BIG BOTHER 2!!!!!!

CB · Post by CB » Tue May 13, 2003 6:19 pm

Well, 6 of the 12 are now in the garage.....lets remind ourselves whose in there....

PAUL_Y3K

ROB

PAULINE

AIMEE

WHEEL REPAIR IT (aka Pete!)

GREENDAY

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Tue May 13, 2003 9:24 pm

Greenday (after saying hello to the other housemates) enters the diary room:

Greenday: Hello BB
BB: Hello Greenday
Greenday: BB i'd just like to say thanks for bringing me into the garage and i have a couple of requests
BB: Go ahead Greenday
Greenday: Firstly to make the garage loads of fun can we have dirty Vanda in with us (we'll just in with me really)?
BB: BB will get back to you
Greenday: Thanks, secondly can you please tell Rob to stop selling my suitcases to the other housemates for Â£1.50
BB: BB will get back to you
Greenday: thanks, could i please have some help getting my bags inside?
BB: do it yourself you lazy b***ard

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue May 13, 2003 9:37 pm

You better behave young man or I'll hide your crutch

And I've thought of a use for your rubber tyres

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Tue May 13, 2003 10:03 pm

Kinky, i'm up for that

CB · Post by CB » Tue May 13, 2003 10:28 pm

BB informs Greenday that his rubber Gimp outfits are being eyed up by Paul, who has a crazy glint in his eye.

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Tue May 13, 2003 10:56 pm

Yeah. Sorry about that embarrassing post Robbie , I was rather at the time.
I dont want to be in there with that bunch of nutters anyway.

Thass k - truly - hic [brandy in hand]

I dont want to be in there with that bunch of nutters anyway

I dun wan nutterz hic

noz like me - wez zerek

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Wed May 14, 2003 12:01 am

BB informs Greenday that his rubber Gimp outfits are being eyed up by Paul, who has a crazy glint in his eye.

I will share my clothes with the other housemates as long as the girls agree to share theirs with me

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Wed May 14, 2003 12:32 am

I'm so glad we don't have cameras on this version...

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Wed May 14, 2003 9:58 am

Paul wonders up to greenday and leers .. hello shall I call you sarah ?

CB · Post by CB » Wed May 14, 2003 11:29 am

[N] BIG BOTHER HAS DECIDED THAT THE BALANCE OF POWER IN THE GARAGE NEEDS ADDRESSING AND THE NEXT CONTESTANT IS BOUGHT IN TO HOPEFULLY RESTORE ORDER. THE HOUSEMATES COWER IN THE CORNER AS THE GARAGE DOOR ROLLS OPEN. SUDDENLY SMOKE FILLS THE PLACE AND THERE IS A BLINDING FLASH OF LIGHT......PLEASE WELCOME....

VANDA

Name: Vanda
Age: Indefinable
Sex: Rough
Likes: Torture, pain, suffering
Dislikes: Kittens, puppies, clothes
Fave T.V. Show: Magnum
Fave Band: Siouxsie and the Banshees

Greenday · Post by **Greenday** » Wed May 14, 2003 2:26 pm

Greenday enters the diary room:

BB: Hello Greenday
Greenday: Hello BB
BB: how have you enjoyed your time in the garage so far?
Greenday: Well, thanks for bringing Vanda into the garage, its she's great fun, but my bum is really sore from all the whipping, could you please take her whip away just until it stops hurting so much?
BB: BB will get back to you
Greenday: Thanks BB

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Thu May 15, 2003 8:52 pm

Can I have a Walnut Whip please?

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu May 15, 2003 9:54 pm

Robbies at a spare end outside the Big Bother House.

He feels the urge to make himself useful

Now let me see...

Robbie · Post by **Robbie** » Thu May 15, 2003 10:13 pm

Robbie spots a shiny Supra outside too big to squeeze in.

He feels the urge to help Paul.

Ignoring the funny sounding wining noise Robbie opens the bonnet and

at the shiny pipes inside.

Robbies wants to help modify the shiny thingy. He finishes but scratches his head. There seems a few parts left on the floor.

Robbie wonders if pulling out the funny looking turbine fan thingys will increase Paul's speed.

He thinks so.

One day Robbie hopes to help all those less fortunates in Big Bother's House.

Robbie.

CB · Post by CB » Thu May 15, 2003 11:36 pm

Big Bother announces the entrance of the 8th contestant........

AMANDA

Name: Amanda
Age: A side of 30

Sex: Woman
Likes: Fruit Pastilles, Firemen, Jedi
Dislikes: The Dark Side, The Far Side, The Other Side
Fave T.V. Show: The Krankies
Fave Band: Boyz II Men