Absolutely nothing about cars but......

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 5:16 pm

...... I know a lot of you are pretty good with smart ass comments. I am looking for suggestions.
Let me explain:
I am decorating the hall / stairway. The walls are deep red, ceiling is black (Oh god, I've only just realised it matches the car again, this is becoming an obsession!) The ceiling has glitter on it. I've got black pannels painted on the walls with a gold border and inside is gold writing in Japanese basically saying all kinds of daft stuff like:
"Never eat yellow snow"
"Mind the step"
"Wet paint" etc etc
Why?
Well when people come round and say the usual "Oh that looks nice, what does it say?"
I can reply with something like "Trespassers will be shot!"
Anyway, you know I'm a bit weird by now. The trouble is I've ran out of ideas and have loads more space to cover so I need more proverbs - daft sayings.
Post your ideas and I'll let you know if your idea has been used!
Ta

Aimee · Post by **Aimee** » Sat Apr 19, 2003 5:56 pm

That sounds cool!

I can't think of any sayings/proverbs at the moment, but I'll give it some thought for you!

CB · Post by CB » Sun Apr 20, 2003 9:00 am

Who thinks you're weird Vanda (weirdo!)
I'll give it some thought for you....

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 10:55 am

Bit of a long one but you could have..........

Man with erection walking sideways through airport gate always going to bangkok

wheel repair it · Post by **wheel repair it** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:25 am

If all is not lost,then where is it

Post by **Lyndon** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:37 am

i like them ,well witty

Erm · Post by **Erm** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 11:44 am

I am no-one......

no-one is perfect........

therefore i am perfect

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:30 pm

Along the same lines as erm...

I used to be conceited, but I'm over that and now I'm perfect

I'm never wrong - i thought i was once but i was mistaken.

Or simply have it saying 'Does a bear s

t in the woods?'

Derek · Post by **Derek** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 12:37 pm

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 2:48 pm

Fantastic! Love them all!
The shorter the better!
Keep them coming!

Thanks.

MattB · Post by **MattB** » Sun Apr 20, 2003 6:40 pm

Never pay leapfrog with a unicorn

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 2:26 pm

Ouch!

wheel repair it · Post by **wheel repair it** » Mon Apr 21, 2003 5:32 pm

how about

I started out with nothing and still have most of it left

Andy-W · Post by **Andy-W** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:23 am

1:A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

2: If all else fails, read the directions

3:My house was clean last week: Sorry you missed it.

4:Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

5:Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

I think 5 was aquote from someone famous but can't remember who.

Vanda · Post by **Vanda** » Tue Apr 22, 2003 12:27 am

1:A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

2: If all else fails, read the directions

3:My house was clean last week: Sorry you missed it.

4:Even Popeye didn't eat his spinach until he absolutely had to.

5:Sex is like nose picking. It's fine as long as you practice it yourself, but it's disgusting watching someone else doing it.

I think 5 was aquote from someone famous but can't remember who.

5 Im not sure I agree with!!!

These are great guys thanks!!