bloody hell CB !!

paul_y3k · Post by **paul_y3k** » Sat Apr 12, 2003 1:52 pm

it's all your fault .....
ohh lets try a turbo shandy i htinks ... yeah why not ...
several turbo shandys later, pints of stella, vodka redbulls, and jd's I decided it would be a really good idea to examine the floor in minute detail .... OOOWWWW

later on i decide to be a mobile speed ramp ... que lots of laying down in the road .... and even later i decide that kebabs just aint hot enough tell matey in wagon this and sooo he build the kebap from hell which i then eat hmm yummy says i .. as the SATANS SPAWN OF CHILLI'S start their work.

and yes surprising i have a very limited hangover. ....
and err did i txt anyone last night ?????

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:07 am

Random texts were flowing Paul!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 11:45 am

and err did i txt anyone last night ?????

No idea - i tried to find out for you by phoning O2, Orange, One 2 One and vodafone, but none of them had a Paul_y3k on their databases. Maybe if you phoned them yourself with some more details they will be able to let you know!?! :rolleyes:

CB · Post by CB » Sun Apr 13, 2003 4:14 pm

@ Paul....

If you wanna play with the big boys....
(ps ask Paulines Steve if you can try some of his 80% proof Rum....its for winners)

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 5:38 pm

Woohoo am I a winner then?
It felt like it burnt a hole in my tounge! Ewwwwwwwwwwwww!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:30 pm

try some of his 80% proof Rum....its for winners)

80 proof Rum!!!!! - thats like water!!!!!!!!

I have some Bacardi Gold 151 proof rum in the cupboard - The bacardi rep at a trade show asked my brother how we managed to get hold of it - something about you having to declare it and airlines not letting you take it on a plane

My cousin reckons he once SAW a dominican bloke pour some of this stuff into his moped's petrol tank and drive off!

You should nip round for a few glasses one night CB - we will both be very much

off very few drinks, unless we drink a lot of it, in which case we will both be very

CB · Post by CB » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:37 pm

True Story:

And i was on about this just last night...

Bacardi 151 is indeed classed as Dangerous Air Cargo (DAC) It carries a United Nations Class 3 Label (flammable liquid) and should not be transported on airliners.

A few years ago, a mate of mine handed me an unknown substance in a bottle cap for me to snort. Which i did. It was Bacardi 151. I nearly died. In much the same way as ice forms on a window, my face numbed up all up the left hand side, followed by my head and my brain felt like it was on fire. Don't try this at home kids. I am hardcore!

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:43 pm

Well someone shoulda told us - between us we had about 10 litres in the luggage hold and 5 or 6 litres in the overhead compartments (only 2 or 3 bottles were Bacardi 151 - the others were all local 151 - same stuff but EVEN nicer! yummy!

Unfortunately since am going to jamaica this year, the rum will only be 100 proof, so will have to drink one and a half times as much of it!

(by the way if any of you lot out there want proof of the dangers of drinking 151 proof spirits i will show you the pictures of my dancing on stage in front of 250 - 300 people wearing nothing but a pair of Reebok classics, a tank top and an Ann Summers monkey posing pouch!

)

CB · Post by CB » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:45 pm

No, please don't.

Mr_AWOL · Post by **Mr_AWOL** » Sun Apr 13, 2003 10:57 pm

The posing pouch is quality - it makes monkey noises when you squeeze it! lol Other than that it is just very thin elastic

I even took a bow with my back to the audience!! before i got dragged off stage by security guards

And spent far too much time asking strangers to 'spank my monkey'!

RTF · Post by **RTF** » Mon Apr 14, 2003 11:03 am

:rolleyes:

Pauline · Post by **Pauline** » Tue Apr 15, 2003 7:43 pm

CB, I've just checked on the bottle of Stroh 80 and it's definitely

80% by VOLUME you dope!

Well done Jules. That made a man of ya

CB · Post by CB » Wed Apr 16, 2003 7:59 am

Julia · Post by **Julia** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 9:01 am

No wonder I fell asleep so often!

Post by **Lyndon** » Wed Apr 16, 2003 6:10 pm

did someone keep poking you to keep you awake