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Vanda
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Post by Vanda »

A passenger plane travelling to California suddenly hit with a
severe engine problem and plummets into the Pacific Ocean. The
impact is such that the plane is ripped apart leaving only one
man
alive. After hours of swimming he spies an island and drags
himself up
onto the sandy shores.

Though he is half drowned and aware that he is thousands of
miles from
home, he cannot but admire the beauty of the island he has found
himself on. Looking down the beach he sees a figure lying on the
beach, another survivor from the crash.

He runs over and sees that she is not breathing, so quickly he
gives
her the kiss of life. After several attempts she coughs into
life.
As she wipes the hair from her face he now can see who it
is...its
Kylie Minogue.

Forever grateful to him for saving her life, they strike up an
immediate bond, and over the following weeks, while stranded on
the island, they fall madly in love.

One day Kylie is walking down the beach and notices her new
found love
sitting on the rocks by the beach, staring out to sea, with a
look of
sorrow on his face.

She wanders over to him, and asks what is wrong. "Kylie," he
says,
"The last few weeks have been the greatest of my life. We've
found
this island paradise. We have all the food and water we could
require, and I have you, but still I can't help feel here's
something missing."

Kylie replies: "What my darling? What is it that you need? I'll
do anything".

"Well there is one thing. Would you mind putting on my shirt?"

"OK"

"And my trousers?"

"OK"

At this point he gets up and grabs some charcoal from the
ground, and
draws a neat moustache on her lips.

"OK... Can you start to walk around the island, and I'll set off
the
otherway and meet you half way."

"OK dear, whatever will make you happy?"

So off they set. After an hour walking he eventually sees her heading
towards him along the beach, at which point he breaks into a
sprint,
runs up to her, grabs her by the shoulders and shouts:

Hey mate, you won't believe who I'm shagging'!
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Post by andyc209 »

Gotta be Danni, goes back to the Britney vs Christina debate....they gotta be Dirrrty!

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Post by Erm »

christina is RAT!!!! and no i'm not talkin chinese astrology!!!!
MMMMmmmmmm V-TEC u gotta love it :)

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Post by andyc209 »

OK then ..... Charlotte Church!!!

:shock: :shock:

Just kiddin'

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Vanda
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Post by Vanda »

Oh my god, do all men spot them young?!!! Are you my boyfriend in disguise?!!!!
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andyc209
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Post by andyc209 »

No we don't!

Although I defy any guy who says they do not look at the schoolies as they drive around at 3.30pm with the roof down attracting the looks of a group of short skirted fith years!

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Vanda
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Post by Vanda »

:shock: Jailbait alert! :shock:
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