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Postby GrandadMonkey » Tue Nov 26, 2013 5:28 pm

Scottish Blood

An Arab Sheik was admitted to Hospital for heart surgery, but blood was requested in case the need arose.

As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out

Finally a Scotsman was located who had a similar blood type. The Scot willingly donated his blood for the Arab.

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman as appreciation for giving his blood, a new BMW, diamonds & US dollars. A couple of days later, once again, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery. His doctor telephoned the Scotsman who was more than happy to donate his blood again .

After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Scotsman a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street chocolates.

The Scotsman was shocked that the Arab did not reciprocate his kind gesture as he had anticipated.

He phoned the Arab & asked him: "I thought you would be generous again, that you would give me a BMW, diamonds & money... but you only gave me a thank-you card & a box of Quality Street ."

To this the Arab replied: "Aye laddie, but I now have Scottish blood in ma veins". :thumbs:
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Re: One for Wee Smurf from GrumpyMonkey

Postby Capncol » Tue Nov 26, 2013 8:19 pm

Very good.
Maybe start a thread just for jokes?
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Re: One for Wee Smurf from GrumpyMonkey

Postby GrandadMonkey » Wed Nov 27, 2013 10:15 am

No sooner said than done Col. Good suggestion.
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